Silly Sunday – It’s Not Our Kid

Silly SundaySilly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.
Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!

Oldie

It’s Not Our Kid

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks kind of strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.”

Husband: “What’s up?”

Wife: “According to DNA test results, this is not our kid..”

Husband: “Well you don’t remember, do you??

When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

Then you said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.”

Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn’t belong to him. 😯




More Rubbish


Share
Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterShare on Google+Pin on Pinterest

12 Responses to “Silly Sunday – It’s Not Our Kid”

Read below or add a comment...

  1. Rhonda Albom
    Twitter ID:
    says:
    September 17, 2017 at 11:33 am

    Wow, I wasn’t expecting that.

  2. Sandee
    Twitter ID:
    says:
    September 17, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    Thanks for recycling this one. I just loved this one.

    Have a tittertastic SSS. 🙂
    Sandee also recently posted..Silly SundayMy Profile

  3. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    September 17, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    ” Not the brightest of men ???????? ” Are you kidding me Steveo? What kind of mother would tell her husband to go change the baby?
    She may be not be the brightest in my mind. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a wonder afternoon Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Marg says:
    September 17, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    That is one way to get rid of dirty diapers. Have a great day.

  5. mimi says:
    September 17, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Heeheehee! That new one didn’t stay clean, either, i’ll bet. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
    mimi also recently posted..Silly Sunday: What if?My Profile

  6. indah nuria
    Twitter ID:
    says:
    September 18, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    oh my :)… the clean one is not yours 😉