Silly Sunday – Jack And Jill

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Jack And Jill

angry ladyJack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.” When I married your mother, the first thing I did was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on, when she did they were enormous on her and she said to me that she could not possibly wear them as they were too large”

I told her “Of course they are too big I wear the trousers in this family and I always will, ever since that day we have not had a single problem”

Jack took his fathers advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told here to put them on Jill said that the trousers were too big and she could not possibly wear them.
“Exactly” said Jack,” I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will, I do not want you to forget that”.

Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. “Try these on” she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
“I cannot possibly get into your knickers” said Jack.
“Exactly” replied Jill “And if you do not change your bloody attitude, you never will!” 😯


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  1. Abelle β”‚ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    Yay for girl power! MUMPSIMUS PRIME! ;o)
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  2. Rosey says:

    Silly Jack for trying them on to start with. hahhahaha

  3. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    So much for marital advice from dear ole’ Dad. LOL. Gotta wonder if maybe Jack’s mom warned his bride-to-be about this ahead of time. Seems like she was prepared for it and had the perfect comeback. Round 1 definitely goes to the new bride. πŸ™‚

    Thanks Steve. I love this joke! Hope you have a wonderful day!
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Much smarter women than dad’s choice. Love it Steve.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday my friend. πŸ™‚
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  5. Joyce
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    That’s right! Amazing how it worked for Jack’s dad.
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  6. LUCKY LADY
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    every one should do that ha ha have a good week

  7. Binky
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    Times change.
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  8. mimi says:

    Oooh, i’ll be he learned in a hurry!
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  9. Rocks
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    yey for smarter women πŸ™‚ hahaha!!!

  10. Jay @craftyspices
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    Love the comeback!! Don’t think women have the same submissive attitude from 50 years ago…
    Thanks for another laugh!!

  11. Go Jill!!! A great joke for the sign of the times.
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  12. Catskillblogger
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    At my wedding, my BIL made a speech and during it had my husband put his hand over mine…the last time he ever had the upper hand!