Silly Sunday Jokes

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Silly Sunday Jokes

Garage Door. The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant’s question about his ‘garage door.’
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, ‘When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?’
She smiled and said, ‘No, I didn’t. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tyres’..

Hearing Aid A man was telling his neighbour, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.. It’s perfect.’
‘Really,’ answered the neighbour . ‘What kind is it?’ ‘Twelve thirty..’



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  1. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    The bosses assistant is most likely looking for a new job as we speak. ๐Ÿ™‚ Great jokes as always Steve! Hope you have a wonderful day!
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  2. mimi says:

    Tact isn’t her strong suit, but honesty is! Heeheehee!
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha on both. Especially the first one.

    Have a fantabulous Silly Sunday Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚
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  4. Woodsterman says:

    Hurray for mini-vans at twelve thirty.

  5. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – although, aren’t minivans actually bigger than jaguars?
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