Silly Sunday – Keeping Sane In Retirement

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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in Retirement..

Old Lady1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars……..watch ’em slow down!
2. On all your check stubs, write ‘ For Marijuana’!
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
8. Tell Your Children over dinner: ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go…
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
10. Go to a large Department storeโ€™s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: โ€œTHERE IS NO PAPER IN HEREโ€!

Well it is Silly Sunday :mrgreen:

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    The first and last ones are my favorite ๐Ÿ™‚
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  2. Marcia/Blogitudes
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    I like Number 8 – money’s too tight, gonna have to let one of the kids go. ๐Ÿ™‚ Thanks Steve! These are excellent. Hope you have a fabulous day!
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. That’s one way to have fun. Love this Steve.

    Have a fantastical Silly Sunday. ๐Ÿ™‚
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  4. Steve says:

    I do number 4 and 9 a lot. At a restaurnant when they ask how I want my eggs & potatos I usually say, “COOKED!”

    have a great funny week!

    Steve
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  5. Rosey says:

    My husband pronounces menu items wrong on purpose to see if the waiter/ress will correct him. :/ ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Joyce
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    Pretty funny. I’ll have to save this for when I get old and have nothing better to do.
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  7. Sarah says:

    Hahaha, love seven!
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  8. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Maybe we should let one of the kids go… LOL
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