Silly Sunday – Kids Are Quick

[box style=”cream”]TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.[/box] [box style=”blue”]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.[/box] [box style=”notepad”]TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)[/box] [box style=”cream”]TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.[/box] [box style=”blue”]TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me![/box] [box style=”notepad”]TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.[/box] [box style=”cream”]TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'[/box] [box style=”blue”]TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand……[/box] [box style=”notepad”]TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.[/box] [box style=”cream”]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.[/box] [box style=”blue”]TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher[/box] __________________________________

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    I love them all and you just can’t beat the thoughts of a kid. Excellent.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. 🙂

  2. Joyce
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    Hadn’t heard those from my kids.

    How’s this one?

    Kid: Mr. Smith, would you punish me for something I did not do?
    Teacher: Of course not, Billy.
    Kid: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

    Have a great week!

  3. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    LOL – some kids are more clever than us adults think LOL

  4. Rhonda
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    LOL – love the sarcasm, only on paper though, really hate it when kids say these things. I am sharing this with my homeschool FB group.

  5. Sleepshort says:

    There’s some crackers here! Thanks for making me chuckle.
    Have a good week.