Silly Sunday – Male Blonde

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Male Blonde

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The blond e opened his lunch and said, ” Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burrito, and jumped, too .

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas ! I didn’t realize he hated Burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said,

“Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch”




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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    April 26, 2015 at 8:48 am

    A blonde guy joke, I love it. This one is really funny. Thanks Steve.
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  2. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    April 26, 2015 at 2:29 pm

    I should have seen that coming about the blonde guy, but didn’t. Very funny, Steve. I loved it and thank you. 🙂

  3. Agent 54
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    April 26, 2015 at 2:49 pm

    They couldn’t just order a Pizza from Vincent’s?
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  4. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    April 26, 2015 at 2:51 pm

    Thanks for featuring my blog on yours stevebethere. As far as the joke, I loved it. It tells you about those blondes. Are the blond women the same? Ha,ha,ha. I love blondes, My wife is a blonde and she’s very intellingent and good looking.
    Have a wonderful Sunday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Comedy Plus
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    April 26, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Bless his heart. About time we had a blonde guy joke.

    Have a dumbtastic Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  6. mimi says:
    April 27, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    Heeheehee!
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