Silly Sunday – Marital Misunderstandings

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Marital Misunderstandings

How men and women record things in their diaries……

Wife’s Diary:

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Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much..

I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me,
and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behaviour.
I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted,
and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep;
I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his
thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband’s Diary:

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A two-foot putt… who the hell misses a two-foot putt?

14 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Marital Misunderstandings”

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  1. Agent54 says:
    April 23, 2017 at 8:54 am

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    I have missed a two foot putt.

  2. mimi says:
    April 23, 2017 at 11:53 am

    Heeheehee! If it’s any comfort, i could miss a two-foot putt, i have done so at the mini golf course. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  3. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    April 23, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    A two foot putt! Is he crazy. I almost had an hole in one that stopped by two feet. Now that really bothered me for some time. Ouch!
    Have a great Sunday Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus says:
    April 23, 2017 at 4:20 pm

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yep, you nailed the difference between men and women very nicely.

    Have a fabulous SSS. 🙂

  5. Rosey says:
    April 24, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    lol ain’t it the truth??? Missing that would be an all-day distraction (for him), hahhahhaha

  6. Marg says:
    April 24, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Well, can’t blame the guy. How can you miss a two foot putt??

  7. Rhonda Albom says:
    April 26, 2017 at 2:37 am

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    At least he’s focused.