Silly Sunday – More Confucius

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More Confucius

Confucius Say.
OK to let a fool kiss you,
But not OK to let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say.
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs
For real merchandise downstairs.

Confucius Say.
Better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Confucius Say.
Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy

Confucius Say.
Drunken man’s words
Often sober man’s thoughts.

Confucius Say.
Marriage is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Confucius Say.
Viagra just like Disneyland …..
One hour wait for 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say.
Much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say.
Joke is just like sex.
Neither any good if you don’t get it.

12 Responses to “Silly Sunday – More Confucius”

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Confucius is a very wise dude. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  2. Confucius Say.
    Joke is just like sex.
    Neither any good if you don’t get it.

    I totally agree with Confucius. Very smart man. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have Steveo, how are you doing lately? Is your health getting better?
    I;m very glad that your back blogging again.

    Confucius Say
    No blog from Steveo
    is like a woman scorn.

    Hey, that sound pretty good doesn’t. I’m a poetic.
    Have a great day my friend. Very happy that you are back. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Much wisdom here too. Love these Steve.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚

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    Glad to see you are back and better than ever!!!

  5. Rosey says:

    Better to lose a lover than to love a loser. I guess that’s true. πŸ™‚

    Glad to see you, my friend.

  6. Rhonda says:

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    Confucius was one smart cookie.