Silly Sunday – New Job

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  • New Job

    chimp winkA bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks, first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

    As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

    Realizing his employer won’t be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts.

    He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything…

    He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

    He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey fr om the South American Bees.

    As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp, by now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because Lions eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another lion and says “What’s the food like here?”

    The lions say: “Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees


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    1. LOL – love the silly play on words, even if I am not a fan of mushy peas.
      Rhonda @Laugh Quotes recently posted..Celebrating Our Travel Heroes – A Friend, An Orthodontist, A Doctor and a StrangerMy Profile

    2. Steve says:

      (smacking forehead) GROAN! I coulda had a bee ate!

      Have a funny week!

      Steve

      BTW – Why do I want to fuzzle my bum?
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    3. Comedy Plus
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      Bwahahahahahahaha. I love this Steve.

      Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)

    4. Joyce
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      Fish and chimps, LOL.
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    5. Rocks
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      Absolutely brilliant!! hahaha!!

      wishing you a wonderful week steve!
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    6. XmasDolly
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      Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ewwwwwwwwwwwww LOL Not that is a real groaner I must say, but what was worse is I sat there and read it! hahahahahahaha… Here’s a few for you. Not sure where I got it, but here it goes. Hospital chart bloopers. 1. The patient refused and autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history suicides. 3. Patinet has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. and lastly 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. GROANNNNNNNNNNNNN

    7. Karren Haller
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      lol, that was cute. Thanks for coming by Weekends Are Fun Blog Hop Hoping you have a great week!!
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