Silly Sunday – Not Guilty

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Not Guilty

A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.

“Not guilty,” the woman answered emphatically.

The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: “Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf – who was waving a union jack – on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the centre of London, in a blizzard?”

The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: “What was the date again?” 😯




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  1. Agent54
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    April 2, 2017 at 9:26 am

    Details Details
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  2. Rhonda Albom
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    April 2, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  3. mimi says:
    April 2, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Heeheehee! Her counsel didn’t coach her very well. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  4. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    April 2, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    Waving a union jack, very interesting, very interesting. Now Trump would say, Fake News. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a great Sunday afternoon Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Comedy Plus
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    April 2, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha. This isn’t looking well.

    Have a sillytastic SSS. 🙂
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  6. Marg says:
    April 2, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Yup, don’t think that gal has a chinaman’s chance. Have a great Sunday.

  7. Mike Golch
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    April 2, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha Good One!!!
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  8. Tony McGurk
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    April 3, 2017 at 5:59 am

    Actually the one legged dwarf was on the 10th, the 11th was the biker gang
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  9. Ashley says:
    April 3, 2017 at 8:36 am

    Lol and Good one heahahahaheeeee

  10. Rosey says:
    April 3, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    It’s important that all of the facts are straight, lolol

  11. stevebethere
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    April 3, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    I agree Rosey LOL 🙂

    Thanks for pleading not guilty by :mrgreen: