Silly Sunday – The Nun And The Restroom

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The Nun And The Restroom

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local bar. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while, the lights would go out.
Each time this happened, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”

The bartender replied, “Okay, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” “Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the bar.
After a few minutes, as the lights went out again and the nun came back out, the whole place stopped to give the nun a loud, enthusiastic round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender. “Would you like a drink?” “No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun. “You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.” 😯



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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Made her look! Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Okay I would have done that too and I’m not a nun. I think it’s human nature. Good one.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  3. I knew that nuns liked figs.

    Have a quiet evening my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Rocks
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    hahahaha!! Curious nun! she’s as normal as we are 🙂
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  5. Lux G.
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    Whoa! LOL!
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  6. Cascia Talbert
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    I don’t know about that one….Have a great evening.
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  7. Rhonda
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    I guess everybody is curious.
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