Silly Sunday – Ordering A Pizza

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Ordering A Pizza

Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?
No sir, it’s Google’s Pizza.
Did I dial the wrong number?
No sir, Google bought the pizza store.
Oh, alright – then I’d like to place an order please.
Okay sir, do you want the usual?
The usual? You know what my usual is?
According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.
Okay – that’s what I want this time too.
May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?
No, I hate vegetables.
But your cholesterol is not good.
How do you know?
Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already take medicine for high cholesterol.
But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets.
I bought more from another drugstore.
It’s not showing on your credit card sir.
I paid in cash.
But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.
I have another source of cash.
This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

WHAT THE HELL? ENOUGH!
I’m sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I’m going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me …

I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your passport … it expired 5 weeks ago. 😯 👿 😯



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18 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Ordering A Pizza”

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Sometimes we all want that island.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
    mimi also recently posted..Silly Sunday: Build-UpMy Profile

  2. My passport is for 10 years so I’m OK. As for a pizza well being an Italian I could make my own or I call Naples, in Amherstburg not the town in Italy. If the person on the phone was to talk to me like that, well being an ITalian I would tell them to ******************. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a great day Steveo and please SMILE for me. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Sandee
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    I’m laughing but I’m not sure why. This is truer that we would like it to be.

    Have a pizzatastic SSS. 🙂
    Sandee also recently posted..Silly SundayMy Profile

  4. Eli
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    Google already knew I’d find this joke funny!

  5. Mike Golch
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    The last time I had a passport I was still in the USAF,and they did not give it to me when I got out,But since Facebook deleted my account that I had for 9 years and I created a new one.any more trouble out of them I may want to head for that island as well.
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  6. Marg says:

    Oh that is so true. Not right that Google tries to own everything. But pretty darn funny. Thanks for the laugh.

  7. Rhonda Albom
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    It’s a scary world. Are we paranoid of the internet yet?

  8. indah nuria
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    welcome to the digital world where all your life is just a click away >_<

  9. Rosey says:

    It really can’t be good that we have so much of ourselves, our businesses, our money, etc. online

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