Silly Sunday – Paddy The Painter

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Paddy The Painter

The foreman of an Irish road crew employed Paddy to paint the white lines down the middle of the road. He told Paddy that he should paint two miles of road in a day’s work.

After the first day, the foreman was pleased to find that he’d painted four miles of road instead of the two required.

On the second day, Paddy completed painting just 2 miles of road. The foreman was a bit disappointed, but didn’t complain as this was, after all, only what he’d asked for.

On day 3, the foreman was disappointed to find that Paddy had painted only one mile of road, and so asked, “On yer first day, ya adid four moiles o’ road. On yer second ya did two moiles. But on yer tird day ya only did one moil. What’s up?”

Paddy replied, “Well, oil tell ya what’s up, but I tought a clever bloke loik you woulda been able ta figger it out fer yerself! Yer see, every day I gets ferder an’ ferder away from de paint can!” 😯 :mrgreen: 🙂

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – I love the Paddy jokes. Further from the paint can – hehehe.

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  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Paddy is blonde right? I thought so.

    Have a painttastic Silly Sunday. 🙂

  3. Agent 54 says:

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    You gotta love Paddy’s hustle.

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  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Hard work isn’t everything.

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    Oh Paddy, you need to upgrade your brain 🙂

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