The missus bought a paperback, Down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;… T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! *
She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said “I am a dominator!!”
Now if you knew our Mabel, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d uttered.
She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one!!”
Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey. ๐ฏ
Oh my COD, that is so funny. Good for Mabel. Have a good Sunday.
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Thanks for laughing by Marg ๐
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. That was a good one.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday, Steve. ๐
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Thanks for bwahahahahing by Sandee ๐
Ouch, ouch, ouch
Have a great afternoon Steveo. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
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Thanks for ouching by Pauleo ๐
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. That was a good one.
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Thanks for laughing by Mike ๐
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What is it with that movie?
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Sex LOL ๐ฟ