Silly Sunday – Poker

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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife, Sue, wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob’s wife followed and asked: ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’ Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, yes indeed he did. She said: ‘Well, you can have it, but it will cost you £100…’

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn’t, Jim should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob’s house at 2pm sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £100 – they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6pm and upon arriving, asked his wife: ‘Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?’
With a lump in her throat Sue answered: ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.’
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked: ‘And did he give you £100?’
Sue, using her best poker face, replied: ‘Well, yes, in fact he did give me £100.’

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying: ‘He came by the office this morning and borrowed £100 from me. He promised he’d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.’

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player. 👿 😯 :mrgreen:



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  1. mimi says:

    Devious and brilliant. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  2. What a brilliant man. He got what he wanted and it didn’t coast him a cent. I wonder what he saw under the table? Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a sexy afternoon Steveo. See you next Saturday.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Agent54
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    I wish I was that financially smart.
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Oh he’s a sly one.

    Have a pokertastic Silly Sunday my friend. 🙂
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  5. Rhonda Albom
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    I wasn’t expecting that.
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  6. marg says:

    Well that was one smart character. Too funny.