Silly-Sunday-Puns Galore

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Puns Galore

… When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

… A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

… When the smog lifts in los angeles u.c.l.a.

… The batteries were given out free of charge.

… A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

… A will is a dead giveaway.

… With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

… A boiled egg is hard to beat.

… When you’ve seen one shopping center–you’ve seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

.. A bicycle can’t stand alone, it’s just two tired.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

… He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

… When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye.

… Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it. :mrgreen:


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Love these. They are really clever, and the second to the last one, about grey hair – that’s the story of my life.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Love this play on words. A lot.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Puns always make me groan and then smile!
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