Silly Sunday – Real Pilot?

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Real Pilot?

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans… flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “are you a real pilot?”
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

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  1. mimi says:
    September 6, 2015 at 11:59 am

    Heeheehee! Happy Silly Sunday!
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    September 6, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Bwahahahahahahahaaha.

    That was awesome.

    Have a lesbiantastic day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Agent 54
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    September 6, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    It’s good to know who you really are.
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  4. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    September 6, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    Sounds good to me. Ha,ha,ha.

    Have a funny Sunday my funny friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Joyce
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    September 7, 2015 at 3:16 am

    Too funny.
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  6. Rhonda Albom
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    September 7, 2015 at 8:03 am

    LOL – great reply.
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