Silly Sunday – Repent

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Repent

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey McGregor, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of their large building.

Smokey put in a bid, & because his price was so low, he got the job. so he set about erecting the scaffolding & setting up the planks & buying the paint & yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with water…

Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding painting away the job nearly completed when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, & the rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church & knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones surrounded by tell tale puddles of the thinned & useless paint.

Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgement from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees & cried:

“Oh, God, Oh God, forgive me; what should I do?”

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke..

“Repaint! Repaint!
And thin no more. 👿




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10 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Repent”

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  1. mimi says:
    August 6, 2017 at 11:46 am

    Heeheehee! A good lesson for the day.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  2. Rhonda Albom
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    August 6, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Love that speech impediment.

  3. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    August 6, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    “Repaint! Repaint! and also repent you silly Scottish penter, oops painter.

    Brush away Steveo and have a great afternoon my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Sandee
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    August 6, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    Bwahahahahahaha. I should have seen that coming, but I didn’t.

    Have a repainttastic SSS. 🙂
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  5. Rosey says:
    August 7, 2017 at 9:56 am

    I was going to say it sounded like a lisp, but you beat me to it. 🙂

  6. stevebethere
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    August 7, 2017 at 11:33 am

    Lol thankth for thtopping by Rothey 😉