Silly Sunday Sermon

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Silly Sunday Sermon (An oldie)

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The First worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
The Second worm in cigarette smoke . . Dead!
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead!
Fourth worm in good clean soil . .Alive?!

So the Minister asked the congregation;

“So, my friends? What did you learn from this demonstration?”

Patty O’Dors, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .

“As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!” 😯 πŸ˜‰

That pretty much ended the service! πŸ‘Ώ


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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! At least you won’t have those kinds of worms. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  2. Well Steveo, I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t smoke, I do eat chocolate in moderation and I stay awaly from eating worms. They can kill you.
    Do you drink alcohol, smoke, eat chocolate and eat worms my friend????????????????
    Have a wonderful afternoon my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yep that would end the service for sure.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday, Steve. πŸ™‚
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  4. Cynthia Coleman
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    LOL! That’s a good one. Chocolate is the only one I’d have trouble with, but diabetes and a slight allergy keep me from enjoying it too much.
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  5. Marg says:

    Well that made me laugh out loud. That was a great one.

  6. Lux G.
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    Fair point. LOL
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