Silly Sunday – Silly Laugh’s II

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Silly Laugh’s For Silly Sunday II

chimp winkYou are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tyred.

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye.


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Yep, these are all silly.
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  2. mimi says:

    Looking at my skin, i’ve thought about being re-covered, too! Silly fun.
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  3. Rosey says:

    haha, my granddaughter resists a rest all of the time. 🙂

  4. Marcia
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    Oh yes! When I saw my first strands of gray, I thought I’d dye, too! Love these, Steve! Very funny! Thank you and I hope you have a wonderful Sunday! 🙂
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  5. Comedy Plus
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    These are some great ones indeed. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a fantastic Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  6. Joyce
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    These are punny.
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  7. Binky
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    My photographic memory never developed either.
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