Silly Sunday – Silly Laugh’s II

Silly Sunday“Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Silly Laugh’s For Silly Sunday II

chimp winkYou are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you’ve seen one shopping centre you’ve seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tyred.

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye.

7 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Silly Laugh’s II”

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  1. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Yep, these are all silly.

  2. mimi says:

    Looking at my skin, i’ve thought about being re-covered, too! Silly fun.

  3. Rosey says:

    haha, my granddaughter resists a rest all of the time. 🙂

  4. Marcia says:

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    Oh yes! When I saw my first strands of gray, I thought I’d dye, too! Love these, Steve! Very funny! Thank you and I hope you have a wonderful Sunday! 🙂

  5. Comedy Plus says:

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    These are some great ones indeed. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a fantastic Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂

  6. Joyce says:

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    These are punny.

  7. Binky says:

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    My photographic memory never developed either.