Silly Sunday – Skipping Church

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Skipping Church

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning to an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day so decided he just had to play golf. So he told the associate pastor he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the associate pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out-of-town to a golf course 40 miles away. This way he knew he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church.
About this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?” The Lord sighed and said, “No, I guess not.”
Just then Father Norton hit the ball straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, but it rolled and fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420-YARD HOLE IN ONE!
St. Peter was astonished he looked at the Lord and asked, “Why did you let him do that?”
The Lord smiled and replied, “Who’s he going to tell?” 👿 😯


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  1. Tony McGurk
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    That would be so darn hard to keep to yourself.
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  2. Mike Golch
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    Yep who is he gonna say anthing about it. :))
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Who’s he going to tell indeed. Good one.

    Have a golftastic Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  4. Joyce
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    Perfect!
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  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Whom will he tell, indeed! Have a great Silly Sunday!
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