Silly Sunday – Small Town Police

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Small Town Police

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ”But officer,” the man said, ”I can explain.”

”Just be quiet!!!” snapped the officer. ”I’m not interested in your lame excuses. One more word and you can spend the next few hours in jail until the chief gets back.”
”But officer, I just wanted to say…”
”And I told you to keep your pie hole shut! So, now you’re going to jail!”

A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, ”Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a great mood when he gets here.”

”Don’t count on it,” said the prisoner. ”I’m the groom.” 🙄




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  1. Tony McGurk
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    May 10, 2015 at 11:45 am

    Uh-Oh… Someone’s gunna be scrubbing the cells on his hands & knees with a toothbrush

  2. Rhonda Albom
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    May 10, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    Well there is a man who really should have listened.
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  3. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    May 10, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Ha,ha,ha. Every groom should have laugh with this. Thanks stevebethere for the laughter. Have a great day my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    May 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm

    Yep. That’s the problem with not listening – you just might miss hearing something important. 🙂 Great joke, Steve. Thank you and I hope you have a fabulous Sunday. 🙂
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  5. Comedy Plus
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    May 10, 2015 at 4:22 pm

    Bwahahahahahaha. Chiefs not going to be happy at all and that cop better find a new job.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  6. Agent 54
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    May 10, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    Prayers to the Hattiesburg Officers families on this sad Mother’s day.
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  7. Sarah E. Albom says:
    May 11, 2015 at 3:03 am

    Probably better if he had just listened 🙂 haha such fun
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  8. mimi says:
    May 11, 2015 at 12:38 pm

    Oops! He’s gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do!
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