Some Quickies

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Quickies

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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, ‘I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’
Larry replied, ‘I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?’

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?’
The father replied. ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’

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‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the Divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,’
‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.’

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A doctor examining a man who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took his wife aside, and said, ‘I don’t like the looks of your husband at all.’
‘Me neither doc,’ said the wife. ‘But he’s a great cook and really good with the kids.’




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  1. mimi says:
    January 3, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    Great minds must think alike! Was Mrs. Clark’s maiden name Boudreaux? Heeheehee!
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    January 3, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    ‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the Divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,’
    ‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.’     Bwahahahahahahaha. You know I’m Mrs. Clark right? Well I am.

    Have a casetastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  3. Agent 54
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    January 3, 2016 at 7:23 pm

    I can’t cook at all and I’m not too fond of kids. I must be good looking.
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  4. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    January 3, 2016 at 9:48 pm

    ” A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?’
    The father replied. ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’ ”

    Just wait until that kid goes and tell his mother. The hubby will be sleeping will son for awhile. Ha,ha,ha.

    Sunday sure goes very quickly doesn’t it. It’s 5:00 pm her in Canada.
    See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Marti says:
    January 4, 2016 at 3:32 am

    A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?’
    The father replied. ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’

    That was my father’s line!

  6. Rhonda Albom
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    January 4, 2016 at 11:29 am

    Love these – especially the intelligence comment.
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  7. Carina
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    January 4, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    All funny. I especially like the last.