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Yesterday I was at my local ASDA supermarket store buying a large bag of “My Dog” dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had – an elephant? So, since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the little known but very effective Dog Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I had ended up in hospital last time I tried it – but I had lost and unbelievable 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that the “My Dog” nuggets were essentially THE perfect diet aid and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, and explained that I stepped off the kerb to cock my leg up against a lampost and a bus hit me.
SHE , together with several others, did not appreciate the joke and complained at Customer Services!!!!!
Consequently, I’m now banned from ASDA. 😯