Silly Sunday – The Blonde

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The Blonde

One hot summer day, a blonde tied her dog in the shade of a tree and headed into a restaurant. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the
restaurant and asked, ‘Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?
The blonde said it was hers.
‘Your dog seems to be in heat,’ the officer said.
The blonde replied, ‘No way. She’s cool ’cause she’s tied up under that shade tree.
The policeman said, ‘No! You don’t understand. Your dog needs to be bred.
‘No way,’ said the blonde. ‘My dog doesn’t need bread. She isn’t hungry ’cause I fed her this morning.
The exasperated policeman said, ‘NO! You don’t understand. Your dog wants to have sex!
The blonde looked at the cop and said, ‘Well, go ahead.
I always wanted a police dog! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

13 Responses to “Silly Sunday – The Blonde”

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  1. Agent 54 says:

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    Humans should be as careful as Dog Breeders when it comes to mating.

  2. Oh my goodness. I just love this blonde joke or is it a joke. I thought I saw this same scene outside this restaurant the other day but this blonde was sitting along this policeman. Oh well. ha,ha,ha.

    Enjoy your Sunday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well bless her heart.

    Have a heattastic Silly Sunday. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Tony McGurk says:

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    Ha!!!~ Didn’t expect that ending. Maybe she’s an off duty Policewoman who dreams of joining the dog squad

  5. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – I would think the other dogs would have already figured this out.

  6. mimi says:

    Heeheehee, and Ummm….
    You always come up with the ones that make me say, ummm….

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    LOL! I guess blonde jokes are a universal thing ๐Ÿ™‚