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The Chauffeur
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the Dole Office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.. I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.”
The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2015 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.”
“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.” The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re Bullshitting me!” The social worker said, “Yeah, well… You started it.” …..
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Heeheehee, the young man certainly did start it! Have a great Silly Sunday!
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LOL thanks for laughing by 🙂
That hurts. I was going to put my name in for that job. ha,ha,ha. Wouldn’t you? LOL
Have a sexy Sunday Steveo. Three S’s in a row. WOW! See ya my friend.
Cruisin Paul
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LMAO sounds like your feeling much better now Paul heheh!
Thanks for cruising by 🙂
Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. That’s a good one.
Have a youstartedittastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
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Thanks for tasticing by Sandee 🙂
*snort* lolol
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Would you like a tissue for that Rosey? LOL
Thanks for snorting by 🙂
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Sometimes you get what you ask for!!!
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LOL That’s true Mike
Thanks for laughing by 🙂
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That is a good one! Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
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Thanks for strolling by Cascia 🙂
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I thought it was quite a bit over the top when he got to the meals.
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LMAO brilliant response 🙂