Silly Sunday – The Rake

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The Rake …an oldie

Tom was working in the garden and his wife was upstairs, about to take a shower. Tom realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up to his wife, “Where is the rake?”

She couldn’t really hear him and shouted back, “What?”
He pointed to his eye, and then he pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.
His wife was a bit puzzled and again said “What?”
He repeated the gestures. “Eye – Kneed – The Rake”
His wife indicated that she understood and signaled back. She first pointed to her eye, next she pointed to her left breast, then she pointed to her backside and finally to her crotch.
Well, there was no way in hell Tom could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, “What the hell was that?”
She replied, “Eye – Left tit – Behind – The Bush” 🙄

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13 Responses to “Silly Sunday – The Rake”

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Hahaha – but where are you going to find a women who says bush?

  2. I thought she wanted to go to bed and have rumpy pumpy if I had been outside seeing that. Ha,ha,ha. Tells you what I was on my mind. LOL. Have a wonderful Easter Sunday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    Hand signals can be so confusing. LOL Good one, Steve! Thank you and I hope you have a wonderful Sunday! 🙂
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  4. Woodsterman says:

    Makes perfect sense, and that’s what worries me.
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  5. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. It may be an old one but it’s the first I’ve heard of it.

    Have a raketastic day Steve. Happy Easter too. 🙂
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  6. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, he needs to get on the ball!
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  7. Caren Gittleman
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    Now THIS was HILARIOUS!!! I soooooooo needed that today! Thank you!!!