Silly Sunday – The Talking Centipede

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  • The Talking Centipede

    centipedeA single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

    So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

    After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink with him.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go down the pub with me today? We will have a good time.”

    But there was no answer from his new pet.

    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, “How about going down the pub with me ?”

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

    The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

    This time he put his face up against the centipede ‘ s box and shouted,

    “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the pub with me?

    This time, a little voice came out of the box,

    “I heard you the first time! I’m putting my fucking shoes on!” 😯


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    7 Responses to “Silly Sunday – The Talking Centipede”

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    1. LOL – shoes would take a while. 🙂
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    2. Joyce
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      Kind of rude centipede, with a lot of shoes to put on, too.
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    3. Comedy Plus
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      Well duh! Bwahahahahahahahaha. Of course he’s putting his shoes on.

      Have a terrific Silly Sunday. 🙂
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    4. Rosey says:

      Gotta have shoes to get in a pub or they just won’t serve you. Have a pubtastic rest of the weekend. 🙂

    5. Agent 54
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      Shouldn’t the Centipede have slip on loafers?
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    6. Suzanne Lucas
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      If only the velcro sneakers were still in style…