Silly Sunday – The Talking Clock!!!

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The Talking Clock

talking clockAfter closing time at the bar, John was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

“What’s up with the big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” John replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
“Yup,” replied John.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.
“Watch,” John replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment…….
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You asshole! It’s three-fifteen in the morning!” 😯




10 Responses to “Silly Sunday – The Talking Clock!!!”

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    September 27, 2015 at 11:05 am

    LOL – that’s really funny, as long as I don’t live on the other side of that wall!

  2. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    September 27, 2015 at 3:15 pm

    Which mallet does he use to hit the dong with? LOL

    Have a funny Sunday stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    September 27, 2015 at 5:18 pm

    Works like a charm too. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a gongtastic Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂

  4. Tony McGurk
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    September 27, 2015 at 8:19 pm

    Ha!!! Works like a charm & it helps his neighbour know the time too. How wonderfully considerate

  5. Joyce
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    September 28, 2015 at 3:07 am

    That would work.