Silly Sunday – The Pirate

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The Pirate

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,

pirate“Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a Cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and Got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook But I’m fine, really.”
“What about that eye patch?”
“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds Flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye.”
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit.”
“It was my first day with the hook.”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Some learning curve indeed.

    Have a fantastic Silly Sunday. :)
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  2. Joyce says:

    That will do it!
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  3. Agent 54 says:

    Gotta love the Pirates attitude. Kinda reminds me of Hockey Players.
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  4. Hope he doesn’t make the same mistake twice with that hook – like when he gets an itch somewhere sensitive. :) Good one Steve! Have a great Sunday!
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  5. Tony McGurk says:

    Not a mistake you’d wanna make more than once.
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  6. Suzanne Lucas says:

    Lmao, there’s something to be said about adjustment periods. Good thing the bird shit didn’t land somewhere else. *men start cringing*
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  7. Rhonda Albom says:

    Ouch! This one made me cringe, then I laughed. Thanks for the feature including my badge :)
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  8. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    Aarrggh! ;o)
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  9. Rosey says:

    Oh bummer times ten thousand!! I imagine a hook would pose some unthought-of challenges. :)