Silly Sunday – Tomatoes

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Tomatoes

A beautiful local woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour, he had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentleman, “What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?”
The man responded, “Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden, naked in my trench coat and flash them my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
The woman was impressed and decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work, so twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?”
“No,” she replied, “but my cucumbers are enormous.”



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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – I guess the veggies know best 🙂
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  2. Marcia - Blogitudes
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    My husband and I plant vegetables in our garden every summer (including tomatoes and cucumbers). Some years they grow great. Some years they don’t. Either way, I’m never telling him about this funny joke, Steve … or the next thing I know we’ll be out buying trench coats. 😀 Thank you for the excellent laugh.
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday my friend. 🙂
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  4. Joyce
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    So, something is working.
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  5. Cathy Kennedy
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    BAWHAHA! I didn’t see that one coming. lol :Have a laughtastic week, Steve! D