Silly Sunday – Twins

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Twins

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘What the heck,’, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “I have some really great news!”
I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said, “There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean there’s more?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to the Pharmacy and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!”. :mrgreen:





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  1. mimi says:
    April 30, 2017 at 11:47 am

    Heeheehee! Bless her heart. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  2. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    April 30, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Oh my God! How stupid but what the heck, she’s blonde. I wonder what she’ll say when the doctor informs her that she has a big boy. I know, where is the other one?

    Have a great Sunday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    April 30, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well bless her heart. Nothing as enlightening as being a blonde.

    Have a blondetastic Silly Sunday, Steve. 🙂
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  4. BUSTER
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    April 30, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    omg Blondes ,that is just to funny, good one to remember lol

  5. Mike Golch
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    April 30, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    I just love your blond jokes.

  6. Rhonda Albom
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    April 30, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    Duh. Won’t she be surprised?

  7. Agent54
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    May 1, 2017 at 12:29 am

    Double your pleasure with doublemint.
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  8. Lux G.
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    May 1, 2017 at 6:38 am

    Ugh! Hahaha.
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  9. Rosey says:
    May 3, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    She’s about to get surprised again, lolol