Silly Sunday – Twins

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Twins

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘What the heck,’, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “I have some really great news!”
I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said, “There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean there’s more?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to the Pharmacy and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!”. :mrgreen:



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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Bless her heart. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  2. Oh my God! How stupid but what the heck, she’s blonde. I wonder what she’ll say when the doctor informs her that she has a big boy. I know, where is the other one?

    Have a great Sunday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Well bless her heart. Nothing as enlightening as being a blonde.

    Have a blondetastic Silly Sunday, Steve. πŸ™‚
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  4. BUSTER
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    omg Blondes ,that is just to funny, good one to remember lol

  5. Mike Golch
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    I just love your blond jokes.

  6. Rhonda Albom
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    Duh. Won’t she be surprised?

  7. Agent54
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    Double your pleasure with doublemint.
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  8. Lux G.
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    Ugh! Hahaha.
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  9. Rosey says:

    She’s about to get surprised again, lolol

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