Silly Sunday – Two Quickies

Silly Sunday“Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Two Quickies

Three Vampires?

Three Vampires walk into a bar
The first says “I’LL have a pint of Blood”
The second says “ I’LL have one two
The third one says I’LL have a pint of Plasma”
The barman says “ so that will be two Bloods and a blood lite” 😯

Desert Island Logic.

Three guys stranded on a desert Island find a magic lantern
containing a Genie who grants them one wish each.
The first fellow wishes he was off the Island and back home.
The second fellow wishes the same
The third guy says “ I’m lonely!
I wish my friends were back here with me.” 🙄



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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahaahahahahahaha. That last guy is in big trouble. Big trouble.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  2. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    There’s going to be lots of trouble on that island! 🙂 Good one, Steve and thank you very much for the laugh.
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  3. Joyce
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    Short but cute.
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  4. Rhonda Albom
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    Two good quick laughs. Love the second one. Stupid guy, but so funny.

  5. mimi says:

    Cute jokes that i can even tell my kids!
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