Silly Sunday – Ventriloquist

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Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small fishing town.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. It’s people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general…pathetically all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap.” 😯


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11 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Ventriloquist”

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  1. mimi says:

    Maybe she needs to take Dolly Parton’s attitude about dumb blond jokes. Dolly says she doesn’t mind them because she knows she’s not dumb and she’s not a blond.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  2. She answered it well. Now lets have more blonde jokes. OK.

    “””” Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.” “”””””

    Have a great Sunday Steveo my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Sandee
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a blondetastic Silly Sunday, Steve. 🙂
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  4. Mike Golch
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    Bwahahahahahahaha,I guess she does not know what a ventriloquist does,Grinning.
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  5. Rosey says:

    Point made, lol. Have a ventroloquisty rest of the weekend, and stay out of the path of angry blondes. 😉

  6. Rhonda Albom
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    You had me going there. I’m glad you didn’t break the mold.