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Wine Taster Vacancy
An oldie
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to”nicely” send him away in this “all too Politically Correct” world.
He gave him a glass of their low end wine to drink.
The drunk sipped it and without the traditional sniffing or swirling said, “It’s a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”
“That’s correct”, said the boss.
Another glass…“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.”
“Correct.”
A third glass…
“It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,” the drunk said calmly.
The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary,secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father.”
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Heeheehee! Don’t judge that book by its cover. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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LOL thanks for judging by 🙂
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Some of us take great pride in being good at our job.
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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That’s true heheh! 🙂
I’m finding it hard to say anything about this but WOW! I will say, that blonde must be pretty tasty for that drunk to say all of that.
Enjoy your Sunday afternoon Steveo. Why don’t you have a glass of wine at dinner my friend. LOL. See ya.
Cruisin Paul
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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That’s unusual for you Pauleo LOL
Everyone is tasty to some when their drunk lmao 🙂
Have a tanfabulous day Pauleo and thanks for floating by 🙂
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. Oh this is a good one. I think I know who the father is.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday my friend. 🙂
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Ahh. the voice of experience.
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