Silly Sunday – Wine Taster Vacancy

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Wine Taster Vacancy

An oldie

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to”nicely” send him away in this “all too Politically Correct” world.
He gave him a glass of their low end wine to drink.
The drunk sipped it and without the traditional sniffing or swirling said, “It’s a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass…“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.”

A third glass…
“It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,” the drunk said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary,secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father.”

8 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Wine Taster Vacancy”

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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Don’t judge that book by its cover. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  2. Agent54 says:

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    Some of us take great pride in being good at our job.

  3. I’m finding it hard to say anything about this but WOW! I will say, that blonde must be pretty tasty for that drunk to say all of that.

    Enjoy your Sunday afternoon Steveo. Why don’t you have a glass of wine at dinner my friend. LOL. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Oh this is a good one. I think I know who the father is.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday my friend. 🙂

  5. Rhonda says:

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    Ahh. the voice of experience.