Silly Sunday – Winking Problem

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Winking Problem

A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looked over his papers and said, “You’ve graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry . . . . we can’t hire you.”

“But wait,” the man protested, “if I take two aspirin, I stop winking!”

“Really? great! show me!”

The applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, assorted condoms finally finding a packet of aspirin at the bottom.

He tore it open, swallowed the tablets, and stopped winking.

“Oh dear,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we can’t have our employees womanizing all over the country!”

“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”

“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?”

“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy and asked for aspirin while winking?” :shock:

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  1. LOL – Ive never tried that – will have to see what response I get next time I’m in a chemist LOL
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  2. Joyce
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    Good one!
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. I get it. Good one Steve.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
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  4. Shane says:

    ahh too cute, iw ould have never thought of the ending for that one.

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