Silly Sunday – She Wants A Divorce.

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Judge Asks This Woman Why She Wants A Divorce.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
“What are the grounds for your divorce?”
She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?
“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.
“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”
“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”
The judge said, “Do you have a real grudge?”
“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”
“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”
“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked,
“Lady, why do you want a divorce?”
“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me.” 😯 :mrgreen:

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – I’ll bet that judge granted his request right away. Thanks for featuring me this week 🙂
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Divorce granted.

    Have a communicationtastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  3. I hope the judge granted the husband the divorce ASAP, that poor man.

    Have a gorgeous Sunday my good friend, See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Agent 54
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    Another Communication Breakdown. Can’t we all just get along?
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  5. Mike Golch
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    Good one and so getting swipped.

  6. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Maybe it would be easier for him to learn to speak her language than to get the divorce through!
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  7. Joyce
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    Sounds like my husband and me.
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  8. Rocks
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    Communication is important in relationship so I guess that is a valid ground..hehehe!!!
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