Simple Home Remedies That Work

Amazing simple home remedies….these really work!!

chopveg1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2 To avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat-use the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. [remember to use a timer.]

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives – you’ll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life : q20 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the q20. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape. 

7. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem. :mrgreen:


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  1. Momfever says:

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    LOL! This is too funny. I’m going to try these!
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  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Would you hold the veggies while I chop Steve? Thanks.

    Have a sinktastic day my friend. 🙂
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  3. mimi says:

    Agreed!
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  4. cube says:

    Hardy har har 🙂