Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store..
As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”
One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling assholes”
Without skipping a beat the old timer said, “Must be doing well…Only two left.”
Serves them right 
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Bwahahahahahaha. Oh I’m stealing this one too. Keep them coming.
Are you having issues with Entrecard? I am. Big time. My ads won’t cycle and I’ve had the same advert up for three days. Now Entrecard is telling me that I don’t have a widget while I do have a widget. Their automated checker says I don’t. Sigh. They must have really had a bad crash.
Have a terrific day.
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Hi Sandee
Yes i am having the exact same happening here as you, although i have done as many drops as i can today i think i will leave it now until it is all fixed as some are registering and some aren’t.
Same as you with the ads and the no widget message also
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Maybe that old timer got that quick answer from his own experience (as being the same asshole). LOL!!
Thanks for this badly needed laugh in this EC crisis. I got the same message too from EC.
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Hahahah!
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Hahaha! The wise old guy nailed it!
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LOL he did Zach
Nice one…
you both need to give some time to entrecaed they will handle in one two day
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I see its all back to normal now
Bwahahaha! Old guy knows an asshole when he sees one I guess.
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Definitely Greg LOL
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Good one Steve. As a senior I appreciate a good senior joke for a change. I believe we are all having trouble with EC
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@ Russ
I believe its all back now although i am a bit slow replying to this
Brilliant, I love it
Thank you for making me laugh, I needed it!
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Your welcome
I really enjoyed this post. It made me laugh.
Thanks for cheering me up
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Your welcome Gordon and glad it made you laugh
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LOL! Why haven’t I read this before? Sucks to have missed the good laugh. But it’s OK, i had a good one just now, LOL!
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