Smart Ass

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store..
As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”
One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling assholes”
Without skipping a beat the old timer said, β€œMust be doing well…Only two left.”

😯 Serves them right 😯

17 Responses to “Smart Ass”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahaha. Oh I’m stealing this one too. Keep them coming.

    Are you having issues with Entrecard? I am. Big time. My ads won’t cycle and I’ve had the same advert up for three days. Now Entrecard is telling me that I don’t have a widget while I do have a widget. Their automated checker says I don’t. Sigh. They must have really had a bad crash. πŸ™

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚

    • stevebethere says:

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      @ CP
      Hi Sandee

      Yes i am having the exact same happening here as you, although i have done as many drops as i can today i think i will leave it now until it is all fixed as some are registering and some aren’t.

      Same as you with the ads and the no widget message also πŸ™

      Thanks for stopping by πŸ™‚

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    Maybe that old timer got that quick answer from his own experience (as being the same asshole). LOL!!
    Thanks for this badly needed laugh in this EC crisis. I got the same message too from EC.

  3. Zach June says:

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    Hahaha! The wise old guy nailed it!

  4. Arslan khan says:

    Nice one…
    you both need to give some time to entrecaed they will handle in one two day

  5. Greg says:

    Bwahahaha! Old guy knows an asshole when he sees one I guess.

  6. Russ says:

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    Good one Steve. As a senior I appreciate a good senior joke for a change. I believe we are all having trouble with EC

  7. dreamalittle says:

    Brilliant, I love it πŸ™‚

    Thank you for making me laugh, I needed it!

  8. I really enjoyed this post. It made me laugh.
    Thanks for cheering me up

  9. Lainy says:

    LOL! Why haven’t I read this before? Sucks to have missed the good laugh. But it’s OK, i had a good one just now, LOL!