Speech Therapist

laugh3A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her “Stammerers Action Group”. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. No-one was improving Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said
“If any of you can tell me, without stuttering the name of the town where you were born I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first?
The Englishman piped up. “B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham.
“That’s no use, Trevor ,” said the speech therapist.
“Who’s next?”
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out “P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley”.
“That’s no better. There’ll be no sex for you, I’m afraid, Hamish.”
How about you, Paddy?
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out ” London ..”
“Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said
“-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry”. 😯 :mrgreen:



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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    April 25, 2015 at 12:07 pm

    Guessing this is a British joke, I don’t get it. Sorry.
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  2. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    April 25, 2015 at 2:18 pm

    I get it. Smart man. He kept his stammering until the end.
    R -r -r – r – r ight. ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful Saturday stevebethere and have a sunny day. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    April 25, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂
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  4. Joyce
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    April 25, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    She should have known a Irishman isn’t from London.
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  5. mimi says:
    April 26, 2015 at 10:48 pm

    Heeheehee! He won that round!
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  6. Jason
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    April 27, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    F-f-f-f-f-f-f-funny.
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