SS – The Blonde Biker Bar

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Blonde biker Bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1 The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2 The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5 The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.


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  1. Rhonda
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    Hilarious! Thanks for a really good laugh today. Thanks for linking up, and happy Silly Sunday 🙂
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  2. Mike Golch
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    yeh.
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    He never made it out alive. Just saying. Good one.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  4. Joyce
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    LOL. Poor blondes.
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  5. Mike
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    I might know that guy….good one for Silly Sunday
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