Silly Sunday – Important Facts To Remember

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Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

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12 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Important Facts To Remember”

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  1. mimi says:

    All of it spot on! Happy Silly Sunday!
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  2. What if you never get older, like me? Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a tremendous Sunday my friend. I bet you feel younger right now, right? See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Joyce says:

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    The truth once again.
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    these were great! Thanks for sharing!

  5. Mike Golch says:

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    So true!!!
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  6. Comedy Plus says:

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    These are words to live by. Love them all.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. 🙂
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  7. Rhonda Albom says:

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    These are hilarious, and spot on. #2 is my favorite.
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