Silly Sunday – A Few Facts

SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying “congrats”.
But, none of them come and touch the man’s penis and say
“Good job”.
Moral of the story: “Hard work is never appreciated.

SIMPLE TRUTH 3
Women prefer to be beautiful rather than intelligent because men can see better than they can think.


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Rolls Royce than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name.

3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT… and remember, life is good. 😯


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  1. Rosey
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    Some of these are funny, probably funny because they’re true. πŸ˜‰

  2. Joyce
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    I can’t stop laughing over the middle simple truth. Yep! No one appreciates hard work. LOL! LOL! LOL!
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Good ones Steve. All of them and oh so true.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚
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  4. Rocks
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    lol at simple truth 1 and 2 πŸ™‚ funny but it’s so true!!!
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