Silly Sunday – A Few Facts

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying “congrats”.
But, none of them come and touch the man’s penis and say
“Good job”.
Moral of the story: “Hard work is never appreciated.

Women prefer to be beautiful rather than intelligent because men can see better than they can think.


1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Rolls Royce than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name.

3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT… and remember, life is good. 😯

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  1. Rosey says:

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    Some of these are funny, probably funny because they’re true. πŸ˜‰

  2. Joyce says:

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    I can’t stop laughing over the middle simple truth. Yep! No one appreciates hard work. LOL! LOL! LOL!

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  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Good ones Steve. All of them and oh so true.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚

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  4. Rocks says:

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    lol at simple truth 1 and 2 πŸ™‚ funny but it’s so true!!!

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