Silly Sunday – It’s Hell To Be Old

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It’s Hell To Be Old

OLDER people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!

elderly manAn 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’
The doctor was shocked! ‘You asked your neighbour?’ 🙄


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  1. Tony McGurk
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    Ha!!! Gettin’ the lid off can be tough. See I have a clean mind Steve

  2. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – I think the doctor missed the point.
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  3. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    Darned childproof lids! 😀 LOL Hope you have lots of laughs and a wonderful Sunday, Steve. 🙂
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. When you get old those lids can be impossible. I know.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  5. Joyce
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    I can never get those things off.
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