Silly Sunday – The Mexican Maid

The Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”

“The first ees that I iron better than ju.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he???”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than ju in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora…… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”


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  1. Joyce
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    That’ll do it!
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahaahahah. Yep, that’s an easy raise indeed.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  3. Rocks
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    hahahaha!!! she need that raise 🙂
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