Silly Sunday – Morning Sex

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Morning Sex

eggsntoastThis morning she was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.” :mrgreen:




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  1. Tony McGurk
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    March 15, 2015 at 9:58 am

    Ha Ha!!! That was a blow to his manliness.
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  2. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:
    March 15, 2015 at 12:22 pm

    Haha! That’s a hard blow! ;o)
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  3. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    March 15, 2015 at 1:12 pm

    Yep. That’ll work. LOL 😀 Loved it, Steve and thanks for the great laugh! Hope you have a wonderful day! 🙂
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    March 15, 2015 at 3:19 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  5. Agent 54
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    March 15, 2015 at 7:22 pm

    Oh well, at least you are useful.
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  6. Joyce
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    March 16, 2015 at 2:36 am

    That works.
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  7. mimi says:
    March 16, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    Heeheehee! But wouldn’t a song on the radio have done the trick, too?
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  8. Rhonda Albom
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    March 17, 2015 at 3:38 am

    I guess it wasn’t his lucky day after all. A little kick to the ego.
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