Silly Sunday – Senior In A Sex Shop

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Senior In A Sex Shop

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, “Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?”

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, “Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.”

The old woman then asks: “Doooo youuuu carrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?”

The clerk responds, “Yes we do..”

“Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?” 😯 👿 😯


16 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Senior In A Sex Shop”

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  1. Agent 54
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    That’s what happens when you don’t read the directions first.

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

    Have a pinktastic Silly Sunday. 🙂

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! It’s hard not to laugh while feeling sorry for her!

  4. Caren Gittleman
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    I KNEW that was where THAT was going!!!! lmao!!

  5. Mike Golch
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    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

  6. Tony McGurk
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    Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! And I bet she has long life batteries in it too

  7. Rhonda Albom
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    Poor dear woman.