Silly Sunday – The Painter

A Newfoundland painter by the name of Skipper Drover, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Long Harbour for his paintings.

One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo and asked Skipper if he would paint her in the nude.

This was the first time anyone had made this request and it had Skipper a bit perturbed. The beautiful lady told him that money was no object; in fact, she was willing to pay up to $50,000.

Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Skipper asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Rose, his missus..

In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, “T’would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus. The wife says it’s okay. I’ll paint ya in da nude, but I has ta leave me socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes.. . ..” 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I love it Steve.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
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  2. Joyce says:

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    Surely he could take his socks off and use a rag. Geez. He can’t get anything right!
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  3. Jackie says:

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    Oh Steve you always find the best jokes. You make me laugh out loud every time!!

    Happy Sunday my friend! :-)
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  4. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog says:

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    I certainly wasn’t expecting that ending – PMFSL – Great joke Steve x

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    Yep that is one sill joke.
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