Silly Sunday – The Princess And The Pilot

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The Princess And The Pilot

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess: “Will you marry me? “The princess said, “No!!!”

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up…..The End 👿 😯 :mrgreen:


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  1. Tony McGurk
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    Awesome story & it left me highly amused. It’s even better if you read it out aloud really fast. Life just doesn’t get any better for unmarried pilots.
    Have a bachelortastic Day Steve!!!
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  2. Agent 54
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    I love that story.
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  3. I wonder if can be a pilot some day?

    Have an enjoyable Sunday my good friend. It’s cold here in Amherstburg but sunny today. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Loved this. It works both ways though.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday my friend. 🙂
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  5. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! There are things to be said for not marrying!
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  6. Rhonda Albom
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    Don’t let my hubby see this one!
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