Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance chaps, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.” …Ray complies.
The woman loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced,
“Eighteen feet, six inches” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all’ woman?” he said. “We need the height and she gave us the length!”
Ray and Bob are still working for the Government. 😯