Stupidtastic Saturday – Ray and Bob

Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance chaps, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole”, said Bob, “But we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said, “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.” …Ray complies.
The woman loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced,
“Eighteen feet, six inches” and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a ‘Miss-know-it-all’ woman?” he said. “We need the height and she gave us the length!”

Ray and Bob are still working for the Government. :mrgreen: 😯


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  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Their cousins are in management at a local store, too!
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  2. That is why the government is in such deep dodo. I think it’s time that women should be in charge of the government. They are in control upstairs and downstairs.
    Have a great afternoon Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    Yep, government employees at their best. So pitiful.

    Have a stupidtastic SS. 🙂
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  4. Rosey says:

    They get paid well too. 😉

  5. Rhonda Albom
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    I think Ray and Bob have been out to fix the sewer pipes around the corner. It still stinks after five years and they’re still fixin’ 🙂
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